trousseau

The other day my mom asked if I had my wedding night lingerie yet.* She said when I found what I wanted, she'd like to buy it for me. To wear "in case of fire." Oh yes she did.

DJ said that he really didn't want to know what, if anything, my mom bought for our wedding night. I wasn't planning on letting my mom buy anything... but letting DJ fret about it is way too much fun.

So, if you were me, what would you want ::your mom:: to buy for you? Or, you know, not your mom.

(source) - not at all safe for work, but hilarious.

*I always feel like I ought to add "true story" to anything about my mom. Trust me, it's all true. Hi, mom!